Today's excuse: Multiplexed File Interruption

In case the above is not good try one of these:

Viral Parameter Seizure
Asynchronous Array Dump Warning
Insufficient Swapfile Unavailability
Localised Registry Seizure
Static Hardware Interruption Problem
Multiple Stack Bug
Multiplexed Library Problem Error
Unvalidated Gateway Interrupt Error
Localised Integrity Exhaustion
Dual-Homed Systems Interruption

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