Today's excuse: Asynchronous Parameter Failure

In case the above is not good try one of these:

Invalid Transmission Unavailability Warning
Viral Timing Crashdump
Invalid Encryption Exhaustion Signal
Dereferenced Firmware Exhaustion
Localised Retrieval Unavailability Error
Static Checksum Unavailability
Inherent Streaming Dump
Synchronous Transmission Unavailability
Invalid Reception Dump
Intermittant Hardware Seizure

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