Today's excuse: Permanent Swapfile Failure

In case the above is not good try one of these:

Unreportable Registry Corruption Error
Duplicated Systems Dereferencing Problem
Fatal Hardware Failure Problem
Permanent Metadata Unavailability
Viral Library Crash
Unfiltered Environmental Corruption Error
Generic Retrieval Underflow Error
Permanent Authentication Incompatibility Signal
Multiplexed Resource Destruction Error
Total Transmission Desynchronisation

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