Today's excuse: Non-Specific Request Seizure

In case the above is not good try one of these:

Duplicated Checksum Destruction
Non-Specific Service Rejection
Replicated Logic-Subsystem Infection
Major Systems Crash
Unvalidated Swapfile NMI
Minor Encryption Desynchronisation
Duplicated File Incompatibility Signal
Unfiltered Swapfile Halt
Dual-Homed Environmental Incompatibility Signal
Redundant Logic-Subsystem Desynchronisation Problem

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