Today's excuse: Synchronous Swapfile Crashdump

In case the above is not good try one of these:

Illegal Firmware Halt Warning
Synchronous Streaming Stackdump
Bidirectional Proxy Dereferencing
Localised File Exhaustion Warning
Generic Programming Interruption
Unreportable Systems NMI Error
Illegal Encryption Destabilisation Problem
Undetermined Memory Rejection
Legacy Initialisation Timeout
Legacy Hardware Invalidation

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