Today's excuse: Total Checksum Incompatibility

In case the above is not good try one of these:

Nullified Memory Seizure Problem
Virtual File Reclock
Dereferenced Stack Destabilisation
Unregistered Retrieval Stackdump Error
Nullified Software Reclock
Localised Paging Unavailability Problem
Illegal Initialisation Interruption
Undetermined Media Corruption
Undetermined Comms Bug Problem
Unvalidated Systems Incompatibility Problem

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