Today's excuse: Permanent Stack Problem

In case the above is not good try one of these:

Dereferenced Backplane Unavailability
Invalid Gateway Anomaly Signal
Non-Static Timing Destabilisation Problem
Intermittant Encryption Exhaustion Problem
Deprecated Protocol Halt Warning
Bidirectional Timing Unavailability Warning
Undetermined Protocol Bug
Immediate Comms Override Warning
Major Transmission Interruption Signal
Temporary Resource Desynchronisation Warning

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