Today's excuse: Undiagnosable Peripheral Interruption Problem

In case the above is not good try one of these:

Undetermined Service Corruption
Outmoded Decryption Crash Signal
Unsupported Transmission Stackdump Problem
Deprecated Timing Corruption Signal
Bidirectional Parameter Stackdump
Replicated Paging NMI
Immediate Installation Halt
Multiplexed Environmental Corruption
Virtual Loading Destruction
Duplicated Timing Crash

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